This is my first posting in three years, and it may be another three
years before I post again, as I have another blog that I do, as well as an
off-line life to lead. So why have I, for the moment, pulled this neglected web
site out of mothballs? For the worthy cause of film preservation: https://npo1.networkforgood.org/Donate/Donate.aspx?npoSubscriptionId=1001883&code=Blogathon+2012
Today, I want to talk about Rear Window,
Alfred Hitchcock's classic on voyeurism. This isn't a full-blown critique or
analysis. I'll do that later, when I'm able to post more regularly (three years
say?) No, this post is really about me, how I recently made an ass of myself
over this film, an explanation of how this came to pass, and, finally, a plea
for understanding.
Self-Styled Siren, one of the
sponsors of the "blogathon" that the link in the first paragraph
refers to, recently did an analysis of Rear Window on her fine
blog. It was well-written and insightful, with several observations that I
hadn't previously considered. As well as one great, big, fat, glaring
observation that not only hadn't I previously considered, I hadn't observed,
period.
You have to understand that Rear Window is my
favorite Hitchcock film, my favorite classic Hollywood film, maybe my favorite
film ever. I've seen it at least ten times. I consider myself something of an
authority on it. If you've never seen this movie, in which case you've led an empty and meaningless life, I'll give you a brief sketch. Jimmy Stewart
is laid up with a broken leg. Bored, he's been spying on his neighbors,
including one who may have killed his wife. But that's not important to this
conversation. Rather, it's two other neighbors, a middle-aged couple played by
Sarah Berner and Frank Cady (Sam Drucker, to all you Petticoat Junction
and Green Acres fans out there), and their little white dog, which
they lower in a basket from from their upper floor apartment so he can romp and
play in the courtyard. In a pivotal scene, the dog is found strangled to death.
Self-Styled Siren describes the whole scene and its aftermath, including this
observation that caused me to recoil when I first read it:
"...Miss Lonelyhearts, tenderly placing the dog's body
in his basket for the last time..."
That's not how I remembered it, and told Siren so in
the comments section:
"Please excuse my nitpicking, but I've seen this film
many, many times, and I'm positive it was the lady sculptor, who lived at
ground level, who put the murdered canine back in the basket."
Hmm, used "who" one too many times. Anyway,
the Siren was quick in responding:
"Hm, I don't have this on DVD, but that isn't my memory.
Anyone able to check? Or Kirk, did you?"
Um, no, I hadn't. Why should I, when I was, like, positive
and all? But seeing as she asked, I would check, and I wouldn't need no DVD,
either! I went straight to YouTube, and, sure enough, the scene was there, and, sure
enough...Miss Lonelyhearts, not the lady sculptor, places the dog's body in
his basket one last time. Sigh.
How could I have been so wrong? I quickly came up with an
explanation, which I passed on to Siren:
"...I've always found that scene a little disturbing.
Animals (unlike humans) dying in movies always makes me a bit queasy, and I
tend to turn away whenever that scene plays."
And it's true. I don't know if it's their utter innocence or
what, but animal deaths in movies disturb me
much more so than humans. I've only seen The Yearling and Old
Yeller once, and it's going to remain once, unless when I die and go to Hell, Satan subjects me to a 24-hour showings of both films.
The fate of giant gorillas probably doesn't affect me as much as deer and dogs,
as I've seen King Kong more than once, and surely will again. Still,
I find his fall from the Empire State Building rather saddening. Not just the
fall itself, but what leads up to it, the way those machine guns on the WWI
airplanes gradually weaken the poor simian. No amount of modern-day
computer animation can equal the poignancy of the big guy's stop-motion plunge to the streets of Manhattan
.
I saw this odd mid-1960s sci-fi flick not too long ago called
Village of the Giants, in which Ronny Howard, as he
was known back then, invents a potion with his chemistry set that causes
two ducks to grow to a size of about 7 feet. A group of teenagers led by Tommy
Kirk happen upon these ducks and end up making a grand feast of them. I found that rather
unsettling, and I'm not even a vegetarian!
Sometimes the animal doesn't even have to die. I thought it
sad in The Diary of Anne Frank when the cat
ran away. Really, I should have saved my sympathies for Anne herself, who was
taken away.
OK, I'm stalling here with all the morbid movie memories.
Yes, I was disturbed when the dog was killed, but that hasn't kept me from
seeing Rear Window at least ten times. Also, I really should despise Raymond Burr, who
kills the canine, or at least his character did. However, later on during the film's
climax, I find myself feeling sorry for the guy, even more so than when Tokyo
collapsed on top of him in Godzilla.
So if it's not the dog's demise that made me forget, what
was it? Well, there is a lot going on in that scene. First the woman who owns
the dog screams, followed by a speech lamenting neighborly indifference as Mr. Drucker sadly looks on. But the neighbors are anything but indifferent at that particular moment. Everybody runs to look--Miss Torso, the people at
the party, etc. The lady sculptor runs out of her house. In fact, other than Miss Lonelyhearts, she's the closest one to that dog. Had the lady sculptor just been a little more proactive, she could have pushed Miss
Lonelyhearts out of the way, and put the pooch in the basket herself, saving
me a lot of grief in the process.
Finally, did I even forget what happened? When I viewed
the scene again, it's not like I said to myself, "Oh, yeah, now I
remember! Miss Lonelyhearts picked up the dog!" You can't forget something if you didn't notice it in
the first place. And I didn't notice, because, in spite of all the times I've seen this
movie, I just wasn't paying close enough attention.
I'd make a lousy voyeur.